Christmas In July (the Twelve Weeks of Crossroads)

‘Twas the night before Christmas (in July) and all through the RV, not a creature was stirring, not even the walk leader…

In tribute to the various elements which constitute a summer of Crossroads, the Central Walk team proudly presents:

The Twelve Days Weeks of Christmas Crossroads.

On the first week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: A Walk Leader in an RV.

On the second week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Two Gatorades, and Walk Leader in an RV.

On the third week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and Walk Leader in an RV.

On the fourth week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the fifth week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the week sixth of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Six blisters popping, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the seventh week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Seven bottles of sunscreen, Six blisters popping, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the eighth week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Eight stubborn girls, Seven bottles of sunscreen, Six blisters popping, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the ninth week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Nine road kill sightings, Eight stubborn girls, Seven bottles of sunscreen, Six blisters popping, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the tenth week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Ten gallons of water, Nine road kill sightings, Eight stubborn girls, Seven bottles of sunscreen, Six blisters popping, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the eleventh week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Eleven alms a-given, Ten gallons of water, Nine road kill sightings, Eight stubborn girls, Seven bottles of sunscreen, Six blisters popping, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV.

On the twelfth week of Crossroads, my dear Lord gave to me: Twelve weeks of walking, Eleven alms a-given, Ten gallons of water, Nine road kill sightings, Eight stubborn girls, Seven bottles of sunscreen, Six blisters popping, FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!! Four tired guys, Three mile shifts, Two Gatorades, and a Walk Leader in an RV!

Inspired by true events. Not all figures are accurate.

Written by Ben(Jamin) Corbalis and Sarah Goodman